
I have:
1) A SUNBURN & WASHCLOTH SHOULDER PADS
2) TOO MANY FEELINGS TO BE PRODUCTIVE
3) COFFEE & CREPES THAT I MADE BUT DON’T WANT ANYMORE
4) A REPRESSED URGE TO SCREAM (see: caps)
Wanted: Anybody who can take anything off of my shoulders. (Not the washcloths. They’re helping.)